allonsyblue:

colemanandsmith:

Matt Smith attends the 72nd Annual George Foster Peabody Awards (May 20, 2013)

i’ve never been more confused in my entire life

winchester-inc:

deanisanactualprincess:

mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

is that what happens on hannibal?

yes

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

iamaproudsuperwholockian:

counting-to-one-hundred:

APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos” 

REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS” 

WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT

Are we?

yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit

My stepdad and i were browsing giftcards on his Chase account for my mom’s b-day and he just gave me an Amazon gift card for $50. I really love that man, i’m glad i didn’t make them miserable when my mother was dating him.

Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours. 

cake-full-of-fist:

ask-killingfantasy8:

ciel-dog-phantomhive:

crys-love:

tor-o-saurus:

thebigmystery42:

….sorta scared?….

your url makes this 10x creepier

I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is set 

look at the notes.

Okay, we’ll be waiting.

Fucking shit……

What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¡¿¿¿!

thatfunnyblog:

 

i want a guy that is cute and funny but not so cute that he knows it but also shy and awkward that’s tall and skinny not buff and can breathe fire and fly and do backflips underwater and has free wifi like is that so hard to find

Funny Stuff you like?

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

technicolor-symbiont:

stereo-symbiosis:

remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like

aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now

And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.

We accept the socks we think we deserve.

Reblog if you don’t think Clint Barton (Hawkeye) is useless. 

hawkeyeagentbarton:

8rocks:

I’m trying to prove a point to my friend and my brother.

rneerkat:

arteries will always hold a special place in my heart

queendavekat:

today i walked into school and i go to my locker and theres like 15 kids crowded around it im like wtf is going on so i push through these jackasses and i took one look and almost cried 

lameborghini:

i think im in love with 23 people from the internet

smuppetbells:

i searched cuddling so i could ref 4 a picture and i got this

thank you

boofrp:

moustache-flavoured-lubricant:

watermelonfucker:

bicorn:

a-skyofdiamonds:

“I think we should switch places. When camp’s over, I leave as you and go back to London and you leave as me and go to California.”

I LITERALLY STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW THEY MADE THIS FILM WITH ONLY ONE LINDSEY LOHAN

 #finding out lindsey doesn’t have a twin is on my list of top 5 traumatic childhood events

Right up there with finding out that Genovia isn’t a real country.

WAIT GENOVIA’S NOT A REAL COUNTRY

HOW COULD YOU